Quantum Runes

There it is right in front of me!

Don’t push it! It’s magic. You never know what will happen.

What if it blows up?

What if it turns you into a toad? Or worse, it turns your lover into a toad.

What if you fall down the rabbit hole? Hey, it happened to Alice. Look at all the nasty things that happened to her.

What if it changes your life? Now that would suck….unless, of course, your life already sucks. Then any change would be better than you’ve got now.

Wait! Magic buttons are supposed to be good things, aren’t they? They give you what you want, don’t they?

Of course they do.

But, what does this button do?

Hey, there’s a plaque next to it!

“Push the magic button and make a buzillion dollars.”

Really? A buzillion dollars? That’s a lot of money.

That can’t be right. Nobody has a bazillion dollars.

It’s still there. The magic button is just sitting there waiting for someone to push it. Should I push the magic button?

Hey, get away from there! That’s my magic button. You can’t have it.

You better not push my magic button.

Something bad will happen….like, you’ll only make twenty dollars a day instead of a buzillion.

Or, even worse, I might only make twenty dollars a day. I want that buzillion bucks.!

STAY AWAY FROM MY MAGIC BUTTON!

But, what if I don’t get my buzillion bucks?

What if all I get is a plan for making all those bucks?

What if I have to do more than just push the button?

What if I actually have to learn something? The horror!

What if I have to read something, like “The Ultimate SuperTip?” Even if it’s free, that means I have to do more than push the magic button.

OK, I’m lazy. I don’t want to do any more than push the magic button. Besides, I don’t want to fall down the rabbit hole like Alice did. Remember Alice?

I think I’ll go make a sandwich instead.

You can have it.

I don’t want that extra twenty dollars a day if I have to do anything for it.

The magic button is all yours.

Go ahead and push the magic button before I change my mind.